paris hilton's autobiography

Paris Hilton would not knowingly let Mark Baumer write her autobiography. Maybe when his book on gravel is published he'll have a better chance. Most likely she will probably see the book on gravel and think, ‘ew rocks gross.’ Maybe if Mark titled his book on gravel, ‘Paris Hilton is a Gravel Pebble’ she would let him write her autobiography. Shitty literary blogs would probably make blog posts about the book if he put Paris Hilton's name in the title. Publicity is pretty cool. Mark would enjoy life a little more if the internet began producing blog posts with titles like, ‘Author of gravel book puts Paris Hilton’s name in title even though book has nothing to do with Paris Hilton in hopes of increasing sales and eventually being allowed to write Paris Hilton’s autobiography’. Mark Baumer might create a pseudonym and write blog posts about his own gravel pebble book and then talk shit about the paper quality of the gravel book and get in a fight with myself and pitch a reality show to the networks starring himself, his pseudonym, and Paris Hilton.