Everyday Yeah two hundred and eighty-three
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“I’m tired,” said Everyday Yeah.
“I know,” I said. It’s been a long time. It’s been twenty years, but we’ve only been keeping track for the last three-hundred days or so.
Ten minutes later we were confessing our sins to the local police.
“911. These lines are recorded. How can I help you?”
“I’m tired,” said Everyday Yeah.
“What seems to be the problem sir?”
“I said I was tired.”
“Are you in trouble?”
“No, I’m just tired. Can you help me?”
“Sir, I sending an ambulance to your address.”
“No. I’m just tired.”
Everyday Yeah hung up.
The ambulances arrived ten minutes later. Everyday Yeah decided to go to the hospital with them. He had a clean bill of health.
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