Everyday Yeah one-thousand four-hundred and three

I cut a grapefruit in half and then cut out the middle. The juice was sticky. I set the grapefruit on the table. The table g0t sticky. I pressed a zero instead of an ‘oh’. The grapefruit fell off the table. There was a mess. I put my face on the floor and licked up the mess. My tongue went numb. I sprayed my tongue with environmentally safe floor cleaner. My eyes hurt. I rubbed them. Juice leaked in them and fell out my ears. The news said, “Earl was not a serious threat.” I stuck my lips out the window and let rain touch them. I could not feel Earl’s touch. Yeah bought a television. We watched the static and waited for my lips to get un-numb.