Skip to Content

Everyday Yeah one-thousand three-hundred and ninety-five

Image

Five days ago I was hungry and mom’s leftover box was empty. I began eating baked salt and vinegar potatoes but then Yeah told me to eat nachos. I found some empty chips and filled them with cheese, sour cream, and salsa. I stuffed the sour cream in last, but there wasn’t enough salsa so I stuffed in more salsa. The day was not very beautiful so I gave it my face. I replaced my face with nachoface. Cheese leaked onto my cheeks. There were some Christmas lights still up in the den. I turned them on and left them alone for five days. Today I checked on the lights I left alone for five days. One of the bulbs had gave birth to a small bull. I winked at the bull and flushed it down a tube. Small bulls turn into large bulls. They are a nuisance. Yeah used to be a small bull.