Everyday Yeah one-thousand three-hundred and seventy-three

If you wake up at eight fill a pot with grape jelly and barbeque sauce. Open the freezer. Remove four bags of frozen meat. Put the meat in the pot. A noise will pause outside your door. Dismiss the pause. It will continue where it was originally going. When the afternoon arrives a noise will be heard outside your door again. You will recognize it. The noise will be the sound of a man spraying the walkway with a hose. Yeah will be outside pretending to be scared of water. He will get his feet wet on purpose. He will scream like a little booboo and then laugh like a donkey. Yeah always ruins his shoes whenever the man comes to clean the walkway. You should probably not let Yeah spend more than ten minutes playing in the noise you recognize outside your door. Call him inside when the pot has cooked for two hours. Sit him down in front of the television. Put on a movie he has seen before. Give him a bowl of meat. The meat will no longer be frozen. Yeah will say, “I taste the jelly.” He will be extremely happy.