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Everyday Yeah one-thousand three-hundred and seventy-two

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I sat in a car. The car moved. The ground opened up. The ground had holes. The holes were coated with cement. The car paused at a gate. The gate opened. We were given a ticket. We had one hour. There was space near the elevators. We rode the elevators to the second floor. I remembered a button on one of my coats was fraying. I don’t own a coat. I gave all my coats to the young boy in the cardboard box. His name was Yeah. The cardboard box was made out of mice. None of the mice had faces. They had tails growing out of their heads. Their butts were smiling. When the first snow fell the buttons were missing. The cardboard box had eaten them. The snow froze the smiling butts. We left the elevator. I found deodorant. I put it in my pocket. I found a freezer. I opened the door of the freezer and put ice cream in my pocket. Two hours later a woman told me I smelled nice. I laid on her bed. I fell asleep. The bed was very low to the ground. The ground was wooden. Twenty minutes earlier I ate a jar of ice cream. The woman suggested we start a company that sells ice cream in glass jars. I was confident our business would fail. I thought of glass milk containers. I waited for the dungeon music to start playing. I did not know what dungeon music sounded like. I asked the boy in the cardboard box to sing dungeon music. The mice all began moaning. It was cold. I had given all my jackets away. I asked Yeah if I could borrow one of his coats. He told me I would not be able to use his coat. He told me to pee on myself to stay warm. I began peeing on myself. Most of the mice had butts. All the butts were smiling. I looked at these smiles while I peed. I felt good for three or four seconds. I stopped peeing even though I still had to pee. I was laying on my side. I began rolling around. The snow was sticky. I wondered if I forgot to eat the ice creams. I worried the ice creams were still in my pocket. I began peeing again. I peed on the ice creams in my pocket. I continued to roll around. The butts were fading but smiling more than ever.