Everyday Yeah one-thousand two-hundred and twenty

I was a victim of the world’s greatest ego. It told me to plug in my chair and turn it on. I sat down and leaned back. Someone saw my extension cord and told me to unplug the chair. They were concerned with the environment. I wasn’t even sure the chair was plugged into anything effecting the environment. Yeah said, “Give that chair some juice. It’s suffering.” He handed me a t-shirt. I wiped my face. He told me to drink the soup. I wanted to stir the pot a little longer. The table next to us was irritating. They had their bank accounts stapled to their foreheads and their cell phones were on speaker. I forgot about stirring the pot and drank the soup so we could pay and leave. On the way home a car of full grown men asked me for some dollars. I gave them two lamps and a hug. They called me a fag. I kissed them goodnight.