Everyday Yeah one-thousand two-hundred and thirteen

I saw a woman with button checks. Her hips fell off. She suggested I buy an umbrella. I asked her what sizes she had. Yeah nudged my back and whispered in my ear, “Big ‘brella”. The woman with button checks and no hips said, “We have big umbrellas.” I looked at the rain falling outside. My socks were wet. I couldn’t afford to keep buying new socks. I couldn’t afford to sink a couple thousand into water damages. The sealant in collar was worn thin. The woman said, “Your hair is wet. I had a child who died of pneumonia.” Yeah rubbed my collar between his fingers. The woman said, “I throw in a bear magnet.” I asked if she had any other magnets. She said, “Bear magnet and big ‘brella. Final offer.” I signed on the dotted line. I think people were amused at the size of my new umbrella.