Everyday Yeah one-thousand two-hundred and twelve

I ran to the drycleaners because the drycleaners was giving washing machines away. I didn’t need a washing machine, but I could use a dryer and I thought maybe the drycleaners were giving away dryers. And they were. I saw a guy with four dryers on the roof of his truck and got excited. I really could use my own dryer. I would probably use it every night and figure out some way to connect to more than one wall socket at a time to see if it would run faster. The guy in the truck with four dryers watched me look at his four dryers. He laughed and said, “I got the last four.” I ran inside the drycleaners anyway. I had some shirts. I came out with one shirt and no dryers. The guy in the truck yelled, “You fucked up the password,” and drove off. One of the dryers fell off the truck when he went through the intersection, but someone else grabbed it before I could claim it. I ended up taking a free washing machine and dragging it home. I thought Yeah might want it, but when I called his house he said, “I picked up a bunch last week when the laundry mat was giving them away.”