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RIP that old guy

Nicholas Kao Se Tseien is dead. He was 110 years old. It is unclear how he died. Some believe he passed away in his sleep. One supposed witness claims that they saw Nicholas get run over by a bus in Topeka. Though investigators don’t want to rule anything out they are unsure if it is possible for a man to get run over by a bus in Kansas when he’s never left the continent of Asia. Not a lot is known about the life of Nicholas. Reports that he was an avid fan of Chinese checkers in his later years have since been proven to be false. There have been numerous claims that Nicolas smelt strange for at least the last forty years of his life, but this hardly even warrants comments. Other claims have been brought forward that he was particularly hard of hearing once his age hit triple digits. People who knew him best will remember the yellow coat he loved to wear. He would often admit that if it weren’t for people telling the color of his jacket he would never know what color it was. Nicholas Kao Se Tseien’s last meal was a half jar of mayonnaise. To learn more about Nicholas go here.
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