Review: Swing Vote

Oh no.  Oh no.  We is stupid.  America dumb face.  Ugh.
 I donut is no information.  Ugh.  The America political message
is in television, but I click click go run at cartoons on boats with fireworks
in the middle of football field full of blonde haired vaginas with black roots
in vroom vroom.  Oh no.  Ugh.  The boom.  There goes the
boom.  America is in the boom dangerzone.  I like the america when
things were best and everyone liked us.

If a man worked in an egg plant every day and his friends worked in they egg
plant they would probably pool their Friday paychecks and talk to some of the
Mexican immigrants at the egg plant and get three bowl packs worth of weed and
each of them would forget about their children more than usual and maybe they
would say things like, "I wish I was a great pianist," but they would
flub the line and it would come out more sophomoric and they would all laugh
and try to explain themselves and laugh more and think, "America is
great," even if they weren't really thinking it and then the weed would
float away from their lungs and they'd act more high then they really were and
pretend they were so stoned they couldn’t remember how to get out of their work
clothes when they got into bed, but the truth was they just wouldn't care.
 And in the night they might have dreams of being Kevin Costner or Judge
Reinhold or someone like that from back when they still went to movies.
 Then the next day at work they would break eggs on each other's knuckles
and laugh and hide the evidence when the management made the rounds because
management was making cutbacks.
At night political ads come on the TV to give America hope and sometimes the
people working at the egg plants would watch one while they make egg soup or
egg roast for dinner.

Political advertisement from talking head #1
"We need to eliminate the nuclear arms build up.  I think we should
shoot them deep into space and then sell the tools to retrieve them to
developing third world countries, but make sure we hold the key and never let
those little Indian countries get out from under our boot.  I am talking
head # 1 and I approve this message."

Political message from talking head #2
"There are problems.  We all see them.  We aren't stupid.
 He is the problem. I am the
solution. You need me to solve this
problem. The only choice is for me to
fix this problem. I am a very
trustworthy person. People like me. I wear a suit like I’ve got a big dick. Look at me, tell me I don’t have a big
dick. Okay, my dick isn’t really
important, but it gets lonely if I don’t give it the right amount of
attention. Hello, big guy. It likes when I talk to it. Anyway, me and my dick can solve the world’s
problems. I am talking head #2 and my
dick approves this message.”

Political message from talking head #independent
"There are millions of crickets and chipmunks in the forest full of an
endless supply of energy.  I think if we caught them all and put them on
running wheels and jumping suits we might be able to harness this energy or
something.  I am talking head #independent and I approve this
message."