Review: the other boleyn girl

It’s amazing that neither Natalie Portman nor Scarlett Johansson
look very good in The Other Boleyn Girl. Eric Bana brings his usual monkey business,
but even he has fouled up that fresh smell that made him such an attractive
item in movies such as Homemade Family
Vacation Videos 1981 and My Tenth
Birthday Home Footage. What many
fans may not know about this 1978 birthday film is that this was the project
that pushed him above the competition and landed him the role as Bruce
Bannister (sic) in The Hulk. The party was themed and Bana rightfully went
as the angry green man while most of the other partygoers went as either Peter
Parker or Clark Kent. In a way, the 2003
release of The Hulk was something of
a reprise for Eric. I guess you can’t
blame him for not wanting to do another sequel and why Edward Norton was called. Hello Edward.

Getting back to Natalie Portman, I know a kid who brushed up
against her at a public speaking event during her days at Harvard. I have shaken hands with this kid, not as a
form of congratulations, but just in making his acquaintance. So, I guess in a way you could say that I
have touched Natalie Portman which I’ve always thought was a good thing, but
after seeing her in this movie I just can’t shake the feeling that I need to
wash my hands.