Review: The Happening

Before I get into the talk of whether M. Night is the best director
going right now I'd like to comment on a few things that I wrote down
in the first ten minutes of the movie. They were:
1. I hate clouds
2. Will's dog
3. David?
4. It's the trees.
1.
Alright, I don't know if I actually hate clouds or not, but the opening
credits were all done with this footage of a cloudy sky going from day
to night. It reminded me of a screensaver or some made for tv movie
which is kind of what M. Night makes. I'm not knocking it, but the
dude just uses techniques you see pop up in movies on lifetime.
2. So, the first thing you see in this movie is a crowded park
scene with joggers and walkers. One of them is running with a beagle.
My roommate, who I saw the movie with, leaned over and said, "Will's
dog?" when this extra with the dog ran across the screen. He was
talking about his friend Will who just got a dog. The dog doesn't have
a name other than Willow, but he'd rather name it something else only
he hasn't decided what. I actually met Will's dog hours before the
movie.
3. In the previews you see bodies falling off the roof. It's a
construction site. The second body to fall is named David. After the
crewmen on the ground finish laughing at the joke about a guy with the
name "Wendy" tattooed on his dick and a guy with "Welcome to Jamaica
have a nice stay" the first body falls. The workers all run over and
are like, "Oh shit that's Bill." Then the second body falls and
they're like, "David? David fell too." Then they look up and everyone
is falling.
4. Sometime in the next couple minutes there is a shot of some rustling trees. That's why I think they did it.
Anyway,
as for the movie overall, it was a laugh fest. Really, I'm being
serious. M. Night has almost perfected the genre of "Is he serious,
he's making a joke right, he can't be serious, I think he really is
trying to be serious, oh that's funny he doesn't know that we don't
think he is serious" movies.
If this movie was made ten years ago with a limited budget by an
unknown director it would be a cult favorite in the same way Ed Wood
has become a cult hero.



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