the muffin tennis game: game 00034

Do not be alarmed. No muffins should ever be harmed while playing this game. It is important to note that muffins are technically not considered hurt if they are being consumed by a human or any other mammal besides the bald eagle or lake trout. A friend of mine has argued with me on numerous occasions that neither the bald eagle nor the lake trout is a mammal. I fail to see their point.

So, I was eating a coffee cake muffin and knocking medium sized stones on the top of tall office buildings when one of the tall buildings’ security guards asked what I was doing.

“Well,” I explained, “I am a professional muffin tennis competitor.”

“What’s that?”

“A sport.”

“Never heard of it.”

“Our association hopes to get it in the Olympic Games by year 2017.”

“Well, as long as your training.”

The security guard left and I scored three more points before I finished eating the muffin.