I’m pretty sure everyone in the Brown MFA program is drunk when they drive automobiles
I woke up today and walked to the bus stop. A street light had been knocked down in front of the pawn shop. Someone had run it over with their automobile. I text messaged one of the poets and said, “Were you drunk driving last night?” The poet replied, “LoL haha why?”
The drink of drunk poets
I wonder what the drink of choice is of drunk poets, and other inebriated drivers of the Ocean State? In Maine, I think if law enforcement, or whatever agency tasked to gather data on drivers knocking down street lights (or telephone poles) were queried, they would indicate that in most instances, an empty bottle of Allen's Coffee Brandy was found nearby.