Game One (April 9th, 2009)

A very intense game of ping pong took place last night between Fred and Fred.  Fred was very upset after he lost while Fred basked in the glory of the victory.  Some have critecized Fred and called him a poor sport for complaining about the officiating.  They told him to stop whining and give Fred his due, but recent evidence seems to support Fred's claim and at the very least prove an argument is warranted.  When asked if his victory was legitimate Fred declined to comment and instead put out his cigar on my tennis shoe.  I asked if he would give me a gift certificate to buy new shoes, but he was already naked and walking to the shower.  I admired his stride and blindly scribbled down the events surrounding the distinguishing of the victory cigar.