Dear Rachel McAdams: Letter Sixty Two

Sunday May 10, 2009

Dear Rachel,

What are the most pancakes you have ever eaten in a sitting? Today I had 8. Obviously that's not a record for me, when I was little (circa 4th grade) I had 14-15 I believe, but as an adult with a less elastic stomach and less tolerance for heavy doses of sugar, I'd say 8 is pretty good.

It's been awhile since I have been involved in a good old-fashioned eating contest. That is something I think I'd enjoy. Maybe we could do that for our first date? I know people usually like to do something a little more dignified on the first date, and people might say it is a bad idea for me to be shirtless stuffing my face into a blueberry pie at a picnic table surrounded by a bunch of fat dudes, but I figure why wait? You're going to see me like this eventually, you might as well see it now.

Sincerely,

Nick Punto