Dear Rachel McAdams: Letter Sixty One

Saturday May 9, 2009

Dear Rachel,

Do you get a lot of fan mail? It has always seemed kind of silly to me when people I know write letters to celebrities. Do they actually expect them to read the letters or, on the off-chance that they do read them, write a response? My conclusion is that most fan mail is written for the fan. So for every piece of mail you receive from some adoring fan, know that simply writing that letter gave the person some satisfaction or benefit. Maybe that will make you feel better about not reading the letters.

Also, I hope you don't think these letters I write to you are like "fan mail". We both know they are so much more than that.

Sincerely,

Nick Punto