Dear Rachel McAdams: Letter Sixty Five

Wednesday May 13, 2009

Dear Rachel,

I think you're sort of unique in that you majored in theatre in college, and it actually worked out for you. My impression is that, typically, theatre majors have to move to New York after college, penniless, and go door-to-door begging every off-off-off-off-Broadway company for a small talking part, all the while waiting tables/panhandling/selling drugs/engaging in prostitution to make money on the side.

You might not know this but I'm a pretty damn good actor. Maybe you could hook me up with a part or something.

Sincerely,

Nick Punto