Dear Rachel McAdams: Letter Seventy Three

Thursday May 21, 2009

Dear Rachel,

Sometimes my friend Mark writes letters to his dog. His dog doesn't respond of course, but that doesn't really matter. The important thing is that Mark gets to say what he needs to say to his dog. I'm kind of like him and you're kind of like his dog. You don't respond to my letters either, and you probably can't even read. Maybe you chase your tail and sniff other dogs' butts. Maybe you clean your own genitals by licking them.

Sincerely,

Nick Punto