Dear Rachel McAdams: Letter Seventy One

Tuesday May 19, 2009

Dear Rachel,

I'm moving to DC for the summer and leaving in less than two weeks. Assuming I pass my drug test tomorrow, I'll have a sweet internship and be living with some friends from back home. While I'm there, I'm going to challenge Obama to a game of basketball. I think he'd destroy me, but it would be fun even if I lost.

I'd also like to challenge you to a game of basketball if you'll accept. I think I would beat you pretty badly.

Sincerely,

Nick Punto