Dear Rachel McAdams: Letter Seventy

Monday May 18, 2009

Dear Rachel,

Last Friday I asked you to marry me. That was my 67th letter, and I thought maybe you were warming up to me. Maybe it was too soon? Not soon enough? All I know is that you're getting awfully close with this Josh Lucas character and I don't want to be left out in the cold.

The fact that you didn't respond doesn't worry me. Allie never responded to any of Noah's letters and look what happened. They died awkwardly together in a single nursing home/hospital bed. I can only hope to be so lucky.

Sincerely,

Nick Punto