Dear Rachel McAdams: Letter forty Five

Thursday April 23, 2009

Dear Rachel,

I read that you think Ben Affleck would be a good politician. I'm wondering why you think so. The things that I know about Ben Affleck are the following: he loves poker, he was in Mallrats and he loves Boston sports. This sounds a lot like the douche bags who usually buy our T shirts, except that he was in Mallrats.

In order to be completely fair, I read a little more about him. It turns out he is against gun control and did not vote in the 2000 presidential election, although one time he did visit a Navy ship for some reason. He also messed up his relationship with J-Lo by going to strip clubs and has a few tattoos (I'm sure they are terrible).

In conclusion, I think I've learned enough about this guy to confidently say he is not Washington material. Maybe this sort of clown could hack it as a politician in Canada, but not the good old US of A.

Sincerely,

Nick Punto