Dear Rachel McAdams: Letter Fifty Seven

Tuesday May 5, 2009

Dear Rachel,

I haven't seen State of Play. I don't really plan on seeing it in the theater; maybe I'll check it out on DVD sometime. I've noticed it has a pretty high rating on Rotten Tomatoes, so you've got to be pretty happy about that. Do movie stars even read rottentomatoes.com? I have no idea.

To be honest, I've only seen like three of your movies. I saw you in Wedding Crashers, then The Notebook, and then Mean Girls. All three are, in my humble opinion, outstanding cinematic achievements.

Of all the movies you have been in that I have not seen yet, the one I want to see the most by far is The Hot Chick. As far as I can tell, you and Rob Schneider somehow switch bodies in this movie. That's the kind of movie I can get into.

Sincerely,

Nick Punto