Dear Rachel McAdams: Letter Fifty Four

Saturday May 2, 2009

Dear Rachel,

Today was Farooq's going away party. We played 4-square. When's the last time you played 4-square? Probably too long ago. I was in the same boat until today. What I had forgotten about this game is that the King or Leader gets to make up rules each round, like "can't use your hands" or "everyone has to hop on one foot".

If we were playing 4-square, and I was the King/Leader, I would make a rule that all contestants that are dating Josh Lucas have to break up with him. You'd have no choice. You wouldn't want to be called a cheater, would you?

Sincerely,

Nick Punto