Dear Rachel McAdams: Letter Fifty Eight

Wednesday May 6, 2009

Dear Rachel,

I want to travel. I've taken a few trips in the past couple of years (Peru, Honduras and Guatemala) but it's not enough. The problem is that 1 or 2 or 3 weeks is not enough time to experience a place in the way that I want to experience it. I need to spend months or years in a country, so I can relax and get to know a place rather than bouncing from city to city every one or two days trying to take as much in as I can.

Traveling is expensive, and that's where you come in. I figure you're pretty rich, so you could pay for me to spend summers or winters in the Caribbean. This doesn't have to be a completely on-sided deal though. I'll bring you back a souvenir or something. Better yet you could come with. I'd like traveling with you, as long as you're ok with me seeing other local girls wherever we go. I know you might not like that, but it would still be better than dating Josh Lucas.

Sincerely,

Nick Punto