Day 7: Home Sick
Day 7
by Zack Eustis
The title says it all. I was home sick today, under the weather, not feeling my best, not up to snuff, I've felt better, had better days... you get the picture. I discovered while watching "Zack and Miri Make a Porno" that my recording from yesterday was actually saved so for your viewing pleasure, here it is:
Some Suggestions:
Hitchiking. It might be tough and awkward, but when I think of Zack Eustis, the two words that come to mind are tough and awkward.
Highstepping with a Football. Like you're DeShawn Jackson running into the endzone, looking back and taunting your imaginary opponents the whole way. If you had a football helmet, that would make it even better.
Unicycling. It's funnier if you don't know how.
I'll keep this in the back of my mind and present you with more suggestions as they come.
-Al
it's probably more difficult
it's probably more difficult when you're holding your nose and holding a camera. you could try running there holding your breath.
Like you're DeShawn Jackson
Like you're DeShawn Jackson running into the endzone, looking back and taunting your imaginary opponents the whole way.