brief update number six thousand (volume ugly: issue fulcrum

...a few things

-It's a sad day. Terrence Doyle has decided to change his bio. So long to the Terrence...

"Terrence Doyle is an okay person. He enjoys philanthropy,
Winesburg--Ohio, and seafood based bisques. He's never been to Europe.
He also claims to have met Freddy Adu at News. If given the
opportunity, he firmly believes that he could survive for an entire
week in the wild. He invests a great deal of time pondering the future
of the re-make film industry, chuckling lightly at the thought that at
some point, Wes Craven's 'Scream' will be, like its horror royalty
predecessors (ie Halloween, the Oman, the Exorcist, etc.), re-made.
While chasing a puck behind the net in the defensive zone in a hockey
game he collided with and fell atop an opposing player who, after the
shock of falling on to the cold ice had worn off, sprung up quicker
than he, Terrence Doyle, did. Said highly reflexive player unknowingly
stepped over Terrence's left wrist, severing an artery. Terrence Doyle
now tells women at bars that he was the victim of a shark attack while
surfing in Tahiti."-RIP 1/15/08

-an "ugly fulcrum" is a fuck buddy who isn't attractive. Some would argue that this is incorrect and that a fulcrum is a "support, or point of rest, on which a lever turns in moving a body." Oranges and tangerines I say.

-and all that comes to mind about today's comic is: penis shower.