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On Thursday, there was a microwave in the basement. There is always a microwave. Everyday Yeah and I haven’t failed to notice. Even on the weekends we pay attention to this microwaves and the energy it emits.

On Thursday we’ll pay particular attention to the microwave, but only for two or three minutes. That’s all the instructions call for us to do. If we tried to buck the system and break the conformity of these directions we would either have upsets stomach from eating cold beans or burnt tongues from the hots. Yes, a minute is too little even for a single bean and five minutes is too long for even a whole can.

On Wednesday, Everyday Yeah went to the basement to make sure the microwave was still plugged into the wall.