I am an American teen. An American, zit faced, cheerleader-fucking, homophobic,

weed-smoking-on-the-weekends,

driver-of-my-parents-best-car,

A robot stood on the day after the apocalypse.

“I am not a robot,” it said.

EDY: welcome to the review of the foot fist way (the following is a conversationg between everyday yeah, his roommate, and Mr. Thieves Jargon)

Okay, so this video is kind of lame. It's pretty corny. Oh well. One take and we threw it on the internet. The Strangers is seriously a very scary movie.  And also, don't let this picture tell you anything.  To me this picture kind of looks comical.  It wasn't in anyway.  Still i can't help but laugh at this picture.  Why is the guy wearing a giant baseball cover on his head?

This is a good movie. I wish I was this kid when I was growing up. I like Rambo movies. Do you? Here are my favorite Rambo movies in order:

Rambo

Baby Mama was a pretty good movie. It has Tina Fey. Even though women aren't really funny sometimes you will find yourself laughing. Maybe she is really a man or maybe she has a really funny neighbor and is good at doing an impression of him. Anyway, as good as Baby Mama was it could still stand to have included a few more scenes like the ones below:

Note: this review was inspired by Kurt Vonnegut’s Breakfast of Champions or more specifically, Kilgore Trout’s Now it Can Be Told.

Flawless is a movie starring Demi Moore. It's about Diamonds. I went to see it with my friend Duygu Tigli. She is from Turkey. The video below is Duygu's review.  There is a part where the audio is a little shotty and you can't hear what Duygu is saying.  I think she is suggesting that because the movie is a little boring it's a good idea to bring a snack to eat.