fake music

I just did fifteen pushups. I am doing them to make my parents proud. Mother is coming tomorrow. She is bringing cake. I will make one too, but mine will be made out of baloney sandwiches and yogurt. No one will want to eat it. I will go down to 7-11 and make them take it. I will ask for a refund. They will not give me any money. Why don't they ever give me money?

Ah,
the blogosphere! It is a mystical realm bustling with lore and
incontrovertible truths, where gnomes tread the same ground as the
dictatorial ogres that have forever subjugated them. Where trees of
wisdom sprout from the finest members of the Young Republicans, and
where you can rectify your sins with the click of a mouse [Eternal
Salvation just $1.95 a month!].

Barrack
Obama (D) and Mike Huckabee (R) topped the polls in Iowa. Hillary
Clinton (D) and John McCain (R) were first a week later in New
Hampshire. Former mayor of New York City Rudolph Giuliani (R) failed to
finish better than fourth in either contest, both of which play a vital
role in determining each party's eventual nomination for the presidency
(if for no other reason than they are the first caucus and primary,
respectively, and thus there exists a media feeding frenzy around
each), yet still holds on to a close second place behind Huckabee in
the national polls.

You
should be, in a word, embarrassed if you have not yet heard of any of
these bands: October Dave and the Silicon Werewolf Masks, The Peaking
Beaks, Shaq Attack, Soup Kitchen, Paternity Case: Mine or Yours?,