This is the reason I am not a big fan of reincarnation. You spend your life, like 60 or 70 years trying to be a good person and not incur any bad karmic debt and your reward is to come back as a bird? I mean the flying is no doubt blingin', and that might make it worthwhile, but you don't get to come back as something cool like a pterodactyl, or Mothra, or even a routine giant bird of prey - no you come back as some tiny lame-ass songbird that has to be constantly looking over it's shoulder lest it get eaten by just about anything larger than a quarter. But as if that's not bad enough, you get reborn into the CITY. God has such a cruel sense of humor. What a sick bastard.
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This is the reason I am not a big fan of reincarnation. You spend your life, like 60 or 70 years trying to be a good person and not incur any bad karmic debt and your reward is to come back as a bird? I mean the flying is no doubt blingin', and that might make it worthwhile, but you don't get to come back as something cool like a pterodactyl, or Mothra, or even a routine giant bird of prey - no you come back as some tiny lame-ass songbird that has to be constantly looking over it's shoulder lest it get eaten by just about anything larger than a quarter. But as if that's not bad enough, you get reborn into the CITY. God has such a cruel sense of humor. What a sick bastard.