8:01 minutes (1.84 MB)The leaves on the trees changed color so quickly I can’t seem to remember a time when they had been alive. Some splotchy yellow ones follow along behind me in the wind, softly bludgeoning my back as if to say, “look, turn around and see how beautiful we have become in our death!” I enjoy this feeling, so I pop a Phoxy and do a little re-experiencing. Walking alongside a row of old cedar trees, I notice a big improvement in the picture quality of the new digital info paint they’ve started slapping up around town. I can see Grant Filmore’s face in ExtremeHD like half a football field away. He’s suggesting Phoxolothene 1 as, “it’s the fastest leading 5-minute memory relief tablet on the planet or anywhere else for that matter,” and with this I agree. I really like the information clip, Grant’s retro blazer is clearly from Patriotic Hawk where I buy my jeans, so I wait for it to end and pop a Phoxy for some re-experiencing. Phoxy is my favorite product this year, great for a quick forget or a re-experience. Basically it releases some kind of neuro transmitters into the brain that do something to some glands or something. I’m not really sure how it works, but the stuff works great. My friend Eddy got me into it. He started using his parents’ one night back in freshman year after his dad roughed him up a little. He came over with it and asked me to tell him we’d been playing football and he took one. Occasionally Eddy takes more Phoxy than they say you should on the info clips. The night of the B&B wireless parade he took 20 minutes worth and ended up stumbling around trying to remember where he was. He was really scared and he kept screaming at people who would look at him and he was all disoriented. Eventually I got him to calm down, but not before he had given me a bloody nose and called me dad like a lot of times. Actually just thinking about that time gives me…well, one more won’t hurt.